Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Bulletin Bloopers

I'm sure you all have had these select ones sent to you via email...
  • Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
  • The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
  • Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
  • "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
  • The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
  • The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
and on and on... right?

Well, seeing as how that's my profession, I should probably take offense. However, I have a great sense of humor and can even laugh at my own mistakes. So much, I'll blog it ;) The first made it into the bulletin last week (i fixed it this week) and the second, ALMOST this week. There's almost always one little thing, but these two are hilarious.

The Annual Advent Dinner Mark your calendars for Sunday, Dec. 14, begging at 5 p.m.


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Sermon Title: Things Goind Unnoticed


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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Wordless Wednesday


Midnight 43, originally uploaded by MMATM.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

The Onion

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.



Ha! Change the names, swap the bag for a box and you have our household... except we have 4, not just 2, lol.

Friday, April 07, 2006


Wow - was Calvin and Hobbes ahead of the times? Or did they influence England? I'll have to find it and post it later, but this immediately reminded me of the English policy of removing the word failure and replacing it with "deferred success"
 

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